This hoodie/sweatshirt/pullover isn't just a piece of clothing/apparel/gear; it's a statement/declaration/manifesto. It says, "Don't talk/mess/bother with me before my coffee/caffeine/energy drink" and "I run/live/thrive on {sarcasm/dry humor/wit." You can wear this baby/gem/treasure to your office/class/weekly coffee run, but be warned: it may attract/repulse/confuse people. Let's be real, we all need caffeine.

Caffeine, Because Adulting Is Hard AF Hoodie

You know that feeling? The one where you're drowning in tasks and your brain is running on fumes. Yeah, adulting is tough. But hey, at least we can laugh about it, right? That's why this Caffeine, Because Adulting Is Hard AF Hoodie is the perfect way to communicate your feelings. It's comfy, it's funny, and it's basically a wearable pep talk. Plus, who doesn't love a good cup of hot chocolate anyway?

• Rock this hoodie to your next workday
• It makes a great gift for the adult in your life who's struggling
• Pair it with your favorite sweatpants for ultimate comfort

My Blood Type is Coffee Hoodie

I don't need caffeine like a ordinary person. I run on pure coffee. My veins are pumping with that magical elixir. Seriously, if you ever see me rocking this hoodie, it's a obvious sign that I'm fully powered.

• Grab yours before they vanish into the ether!

Donut Kill My Vibe (Unless It's With A Shot) Hoodie

This hoodie is for the real vibe seekers. You know, the kind who adore a good mood and aren't afraid to sport their personality. It's got that classic look with a hint of sarcasm, making it perfect for braving the world. Plus, let's be real, coffee is the only thing that can disrupt your vibe. And this hoodie knows that.

• Details: Super-soft material
• Shades: Navy, and maybe a couple funky ones too
• Sits: True to size, so you can feel confident in your decision

Snag yours now before the vibes run out!

Warning: Could Spontaneously Chat About A Coffee Hoodie

This individual is a serious fan of their coffee-themed hoodie. Like, really serious. They've been known to out of nowhere burst into conversations about it at the least unpredictable times. Don't be surprised if they launch a detailed explanation about its texture, design, or even the ideal coffee pairing. It might take some time to steer them back to other topics, so be prepared for a caffeine-fueled experience.

Sweatshirt I Run on Coffee and Chaos {

This isn't just a garment, it's a statement. A declaration to the world that you thrive in the organized chaos. You're fueled read more by caffeine and driven by deadlines, all while rocking this super comfy statement piece. Whether you're conquering your schedule, or just unwinding after a long session, this sweatshirt is the perfect way to show off your flair.

• Double the cool if you pair it with some sleep deprivation for that authentic look.
• Rock this vibe and let everyone know: You run on pure willpower.